Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Shame - the story of my life.
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