i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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