i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Come on in and take your pants off
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