No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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