I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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