So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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