You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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