Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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