just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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