i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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