What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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