Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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