you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
This baby is an asshole
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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