The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
