we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the day after is always just damage control
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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