I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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