Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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