please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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