no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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