i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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