Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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