we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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