Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I need a beard to bite.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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