hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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