I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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