It's Friday. Sex?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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