The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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