My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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