The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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