It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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