I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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