State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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