Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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