okay pat passed out under dana's car
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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