You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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