Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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