Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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