its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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