Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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