I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
there's paper in my vomit.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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