nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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