I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
try to milk me bitch
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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