Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize