I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Someone came in the potted fern
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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