On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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