I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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