My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
so let's talk penis.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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