They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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