You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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