So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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