what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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