He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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