after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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