where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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