I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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