Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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